January 2012
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I REFUSE to accept mediocrity...
and am absolving the people from my life who think that I should.
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Fuck them is what I say. I hate those eBooks. They cannot be the future. They...
– Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are (via The Colbert Report)
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Brilliant.
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“You may be wondering why I sound like the Queen of England. It’s simple: in my mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters.”
-Becky, glee
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there...
– Ellen DeGeneres (via arreter)
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Sometimes I just can't be bothered by punctuation.
lickypickystickyfree:
Fucking concepts created by man are going to kill us one day.
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lickypickystickyfree:
There is fucking nothing wrong with loving the BeeGees. Nothing.
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Husband: *Ugghh* You’ve done it again.
Me: Done what?
Husband: Why do you always take all the towels at the same time?
Me: It’s called laundry, dear.
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English Pronunciation Poem
“If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.”
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/12/23/english-pronunciation/
I use anti-hemorrhoid cream to sit through the...
lickypickystickyfree:
I just apply it fucking everywhere. Because goddamn, so much hot shit coming our way.
loriamb replied to your photo: Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel are engaged. A…
I took a moment of silence for you. Hope that helps.
Thank you, Lori! I’m hoping that a bag of chips and a large quantity of jelly doughnuts will help numb the pain.
kennyvee said: Thanks for the well-wishes for mom. And here’s hopes that Justin meets you and sees the error of his ways before it’s too late! =)
Kenny, thank you for understanding my dismay :)
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